There's a commercial on TV that I think is so funny. It's a commercial for some cell phone or telephone company and it has a guy dressed up like a bunny doing singing telegrams. He goes to this girl's house and he sings a song that says,
"Happy Valentines Day. Your boyfriend has something to say:
You're not on his network and it's costing him a fortune,
So he wants to break up today.
He wants to break up today."
I woke up today singing that song, in honor of Valentines Day, I guess.
If you're going to break up with someone on Valentines Day, you should at least give them some cool Valentines Day related promotional products like the Single Red Foiled Rose or the Softbeadz Heart Pillow. You could imprint something funny on the pillow like, "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You." (I actually stole that line from The Simpsons).
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