Knives

My husband has this thing with knives. Every time I need to open something like a box or an envelope and I try to use scissors or a kitchen knife, he pulls out his fancy knife and uses it to open the package.

Once, he had this long hair on his face that he had missed shaving and I walked past the bathroom and saw him holding this knife by his face and I freaked out. He can't use a razor like a normal person; he has to use his fancy knife.

Every time I see a knife in the promotional products industry, I think of my husband and whether or not he would like it. I have found a few that, if he knew about, I think he would insist on having:

Expedition Knife
Accent Knife
Zippo Antique Brown Peanut Knife

It's true; my husband's a weirdo.