New Year's

Here's some news that may shock some of you:

I didn't make any New Year's resolutions and I didn't stay up until midnight on New Year's Eve.

Why, you might ask?

Well, the reason I didn't make any New Year's resolutions is because I think New Year's is a dumb holiday. If there's some goal I want to accomplish, why can't I make it in October or March? Why should I have to wait until January 1st to do something good with my life?

And the reason I didn't stay up until midnight is because January 1st is no different from any other day, except for the fact that I don't have to go to work. And also because we're trying to get in the habit of going to bed earlier since EJ starts school next week and he has to start waking up really early. And also because I'm a boring married person and I can kiss my husband any time I want.

But if I ever do decide to celebrate New Year's, I'll be sure to order some kazoo's to make lots of noise and some Beeswax lip balm to make my lips nice and soft.