On Saturday my Uncle Russ was telling us about how last summer he went to pick up a rake in his yard in Southern California and it actually turned out to be a black rattlesnake. I was telling EJ about it yesterday, so naturally, I dreamed about snakes all night last night.
In my dream, there were snakes all over my yard and I was trying to avoid them every step I took. Of course I stepped on one and it bit me. Then we found a bunch in our house and, for some reason, I insisted that EJ put them in the blender. When the blender was full of snakes, I turned it on and blended all of them.
Don't worry; I am not a sick enough person to dream that I then drank the snake shake. I actually just dumped them in the garbage.
This morning, I heard on the news that a 69-year old lady in Florida woke up to an 8-foot alligator in her kitchen. I don't know if one big alligator or thousands of little snakes is scarier. They're both creepy. But I do think the Bellisimo Alligator Stuffed Animal and the Moseez Alligator Stuffed Animal are cute.
And, this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm afraid one of my two favorites on American Idol is going home tonight. It could be either Jason or Brooke, but I'm thinking it's Brooke.
And, possibly, Andrew Lloyd Weber is creepier than both an 8-foot alligator and thousands of little snakes.
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