Haircuts

Every time EJ gets his hair cut, we have the same conversation. It goes something like this:

(Before he leaves):
EJ: I need to wash my hair really fast
Me: Why do you need to wash your hair?
EJ: Because it has gel in it
Me: But they wash your hair for you
EJ: No they don't; it costs extra if they wash your hair
Me: No it doesn't; it's included in the price of your hair cut
EJ: No it isn't; you always have to pay extra
Me: I have never had to pay to get my hair washed

(After he gets back):
Me: How much was your hair cut?
EJ: (Insert some random price that gets more expensive every time he goes)
Me: That's a lot for a boy's hair cut
EJ: I know. I also had to pay a tip
Me: You had to pay a tip for your haircut?
EJ: I always have to pay a tip for my haircut
Me: I have never had to pay a tip for a haircut

Am I completely crazy?! I have got my hair cut at several different nice/expensive salons and several different cheap places and I have never had to pay extra to get my hair washed. It's always included in the price of the hair cut. Once, I was in a hurry and I even asked the girl if she had to wash my hair and she looked at me like I was crazy and proceeded to tell me that you have to wash your hair before it gets cut, men included.

I have also never paid a tip for a hair cut. Am I just rude and don't realize that you're supposed to? EJ says there is always a place for a tip on the receipt they give you. I have never seen a receipt with a place for a tip at a hair cutting place.

Who is the crazy one? Me or EJ?

Speaking of hair, this promotional Folding Hairbrush is a pretty handy thing to have around, especially after a brand new haircut.