EJ's temper is basically non-existent most of the time. However, in the two and a half years we've been married, I have found two things that make him really, really angry. So, naturally, I try to do these two things as much as I possibly can, because that's the kind of person I am.
The first thing that makes him really angry is when I rub my toes on his leg. Obviously, EJ and I have never played footsie under the table. I don't understand why he hates it so much. My feet are always clean and I have really pretty toes.
The second thing that makes him really angry is when I eat his french fries. Now, I understand that french fries are delicious and, seriously, who wants to share their fries? But he honestly goes crazy when I try to eat one. It's weird. He acts very similar to the way my dog did that time we gave him the bone from our ham to chew on and then when we tried to take it away, I thought he was going to kill us all because he was so evil-angry.
Since we're poor and we can't afford any cool Valentine's Day gifts, I think my gift to him will be that I won't rub my toes on him or eat his french fries for like two weeks.
Speaking of Valentine's Day, if I was planning to give a promotional gift to my employees or customers, I would definitely go with the Softbeadz Heart Pillow or the Heart Shape Mints.
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